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Two hours left in the day, yay.

Neighbor's alarm going off again repeatedly at 2 a.m. not long after I fell into bed? Check. I hate them; they must die. Painfully. And often. I'm beyond tired now and really seriously verging on crankypants today, though I've kind of been a bit crankypants all weekend so that's really not a huge change. *g*

Speaking of pants, today I'm wearing trousers--yes, I have on pants, not a skirt, you can all be shocked, I do actually wear them...sometimes--that are driving me crazy because they keep twisting to one side every time I move and good God Almighty, how does anyone manage in pants every day? THEY ARE NOT COMFORTABLE. No, really, they're not. (I know, I know. I'm weird...)

In other news, I talked to my mother for the first time in over a week last night and we had the following conversation:

Mama: So how are your ankles?
Femme: *suspiciously* What do you mean?
Mama: You sprained both of them, didn't you?
Femme: *silence* How did you know that? I haven't talked to you since it happened.
Mama: I'm your mother. I know all.
Femme: Well, stop it. *pause, then slightly panicked* No, seriously, how did you know?
Mama: Your blog. How else am I supposed to keep up with you? You don't call, you don't write...I left two messages for you this weekend and you're only just now calling me back--you know I could be dead--
Femme: Someone would email me. Look, you're not reading my LJ again are you because you know I claim no responsibility for what you stumble on there--
Mama: *snort* I do not want to actually read your blog. Your sister told me. She tells me everything. Since you don't.
Femme: Oh, hell no she doesn't. *runs through the blackmail material I have on [info]mulberry_ink just in case my sister has, oh I don't know, LOST HER MIND or something*
Mama: Well, if you'd pick up the phone once in a while...one day I really am going to be dead and then what will you do?
Femme: Not worry about you reading my LJ?
Mama: *a pause, then calmly* I'm sure heaven has an Internet connection.>

I heart my mother. :D

Also, in regards to Gerard Way...dudes. You guys. The man actually did it. W-T-F, Gee. *dies laughing* I've seen the public record for the license dated 9/4 thanks to a friend who double-checked today to see if it'd been filed. (And no, I'm not telling you how to find it...it's seriously not that hard, if you really feel the need to confirm.) I just. You guys, HE MARRIED (or is marrying) GIRL!FRANK. This really shouldn't amuse me as much as it evidently does. But. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My shrink would have a field day with that one.

No, really. For those of you who aren't obsessed have no idea who I'm talking about...let's compare.

The new Mrs Way:



Fandom's Mrs Way:



*raises eyebrow and looks at Gerard* Let's try that again shall we?

Lyn-Z. (Okay, I get the snickers typing that every single time. Although, dude, she's hot. Like seriously hot. SERIOUSLY.)



Frank. Also seriously hot.



ONE MORE TIME! Lyn-Z.



And Frank.



AND AGAIN. Lyn-Z.



And FRANK.



WHAT THE FUCK, GEE. DISPLACEMENT, MUCH? *dies laughing*

Seriously, I hope they're very happy together. But honestly, being a rather cynical person who is somewhat skeptical that you can marry your True Love(tm) after only one month of dating, Sandra Bullock movies be damned...I give 'em a year. What? That's actually really supportive of me. Usually I give these types of things six months. I'm a bit jaded when it comes to marriage, I'm afraid. :/

And this is for my fellow Adrien Brody fen...in particular [info]jjtaylor who I've already sent this to via email but dude. It should be shared. Seriously.



...
Gott im Himmel, the man is pretty. I am the worst lesbian ever.

And now I have to go back to work. Le sigh. Le very big sigh.
Thinking: working working
Singing: Weezer: Freak Me Out

Comments

*looks over picspam*

My God in Heaven. (got im himmel, whatevs.) I had never looked at the similarities (v. new to the bandom world), but, um. Dude. Srsly. *laughs*

I'm sure it's completely innocent, but still. Dude.

Very cool pics!

THEY ARE NOT COMFORTABLE. No, really, they're not. (I know, I know. I'm weird...)
Oh man, finally I found someone who thinks the same! I'm so not a trousers-girl.

*licks Adrien Brody*

Also? You're wearing pants!!!!!

Okay, the first thought I had when I read about that marriage on Perez Hilton? "What does Femme think?" Well, now i know! Ha!

That is a very...lick-able picture of Le Brody. Such a handsome man.
-LWD

Ok, while I have the giggles about LynZ=Frank (you're so right, omg), and I'm happy for him, if he's happy, I'm...so with you. I really don't think it's going to last. He hasn't been broken up with Eliza for all that long, both bands have way different touring schedules, as far as I know, and I think it's gonna be very rough on them. besides, frankie'll be jealous. ~grin~

Your mom is *totally* awesome. ;D
I love reading exchanges like that.

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