My woobie's all grown up. \0/
Dear Draco,
Happy birthday, pumpkin. I have 5,000 words of club!birthday!fic written for you, but as you have yet to get naked with Harry, or for that matter, even speak civilly to him, I rather doubt you're going to get it tonight. Tomorrow, perhaps, if the two of you behave yourselves and stop being pathetically snarky to each other and let me finish the damn thing. *eyes you both balefully*
Much love and happy 29th,
Femme
(who, yes, is talking to a fictional character; let's just consider it quirky and eccentric, okay?)
P.S. ZOMG, Twitter is down for an hour. What will I dooooooo? *looks mournfully at TweetDeck* (Shut up, I know I have an addiction.)
P.P.S. Someone talk me out of doing![[info] - community](http://s.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
kink_bingo.
Happy birthday, pumpkin. I have 5,000 words of club!birthday!fic written for you, but as you have yet to get naked with Harry, or for that matter, even speak civilly to him, I rather doubt you're going to get it tonight. Tomorrow, perhaps, if the two of you behave yourselves and stop being pathetically snarky to each other and let me finish the damn thing. *eyes you both balefully*
Much love and happy 29th,
Femme
(who, yes, is talking to a fictional character; let's just consider it quirky and eccentric, okay?)
P.S. ZOMG, Twitter is down for an hour. What will I dooooooo? *looks mournfully at TweetDeck* (Shut up, I know I have an addiction.)
P.P.S. Someone talk me out of doing
kink_bingo.